Getting into bed with your man whilst wearing freshly shat boxers, proceeding to grab the nearest lampshade, breaking it into small thin rods and leading a duo sounding session leading to large bloody cumshots and a shit smeared mattress.
by Madlad6942069420 February 21, 2025
like a bumblefaggot except they don't try to attract the opposite sex, instead, they avoid them completely on biblical proportions.
Girl: "Hi"
Guy: *collapses and plays dead, treating the situation as a brown bear attack*
*person watching*: "Look at that fucking bumblefarp!"
Guy: *collapses and plays dead, treating the situation as a brown bear attack*
*person watching*: "Look at that fucking bumblefarp!"
by Madlad6942069420 February 20, 2025
by Madlad6942069420 November 29, 2019