Willy thumping

A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.

Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 6, 2018

craw thumping

a self-satisfied Holy Joe self-righteous public beating of the breast in a holier-than-thou 'I am a sinner but you are a far greater sinner than me, ye unclear shite' type of way

I am sick and tired of the craw-thumping of certain self-styled environmentalists who tell people who were born in a rural area that they cannot live there.
The right manipulates the financial side while craw thumping about moral values, while the left undermines every social good while crying crocodile tears for the underdog.

by OpaPene December 15, 2008

Thwocking

The sound of a penis slapping against the inside thighs as you twist hips quickly side to side in a rotating motion.

I won the thwocking contest by making the loudest sound! My penis is such a champ!

by rat fastard May 10, 2006

Thwapping

When a guy pulls his dick out when receiving a blowjob and slaps it against the other persons tongue or face.

Not sure how to give an example of Thwapping :/.

by Mr_Fabulous April 27, 2014

Thwopping

The act / sound of repeatedly inserting and removing one's penis from a poorly lubricated anus

"Man, I nearly broke my dick last night thwopping Becky's dad."

by TheSoundsGuy October 10, 2019

cock thumping

When you slap your erect penis onto something

"Where did they go?" "They're off cock thumping each other's fleshbridge."

by ThunderThumbs55 December 22, 2016

Thwarping

The act of Shaving ones testicle hair with a large or rusted battle axe or slappin yo" baby maker with a roasted corn dog

(Man1)Dude my nuts ache

(Man2)... why

(Man1) i was Thwarping

(Man2) With the dog or the axe

(Man1) fuck man both

by Thwarp mastar April 10, 2008