When someone’s head gets caved in like a pancake in an instant and makes a loud clapping noise thus spraying blood everywhere.
Sentence: Dude, I was in that haunted house and David’s head totally thunderclapped while we were trying to run away from the demonic forces.
by BigDogYanaBo April 3, 2020
Get the Thunderclap mug.when one experiences the clap (gonorrhea) of such severity that when the victim stands up his or her disease-ridden vaginal lips or testicles lifelessly collide together thus producing a most thunderous sound.
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When yo girl slam it down so hard on the last stroke that her cheeks clap against you while you pass out from nuttin.
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Symptoms:
Limp Dick
Swollen Testes
Puss-like Cum
Tomato Red Genital Area
Only Affects Males, Females are Carriers
200 known cases in the Statesboro, GA area
Symptoms:
Limp Dick
Swollen Testes
Puss-like Cum
Tomato Red Genital Area
Only Affects Males, Females are Carriers
200 known cases in the Statesboro, GA area
by GingerBread Man, M.D. October 27, 2008
Get the Thunderclap mug.A sexual move where a male partner creates electricity by shuffling across the carpet in socks for several minutes, and then forcefully thrusts his penis into his partners vagina, making a clapping noise and shocking his partner simultaneously.
“So how was the sex last night?”
“The best I’ve ever had, he gave me the Thunderclap of Thor, and I’ve never came harder in my life. It was tantalizing.”
“The best I’ve ever had, he gave me the Thunderclap of Thor, and I’ve never came harder in my life. It was tantalizing.”
by hotnspicysausage November 10, 2020
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