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Thunderfuck

To initiate a sexual intercourse when both of you are tired only to realize half an hour later that this totally fruitless excercise was a bad idea and none of you just won't come.
Jan and I were so into it, but as we were so exhausted after skiing, it ended up as a thunderfuck.
by Betka&Jan May 17, 2018
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Thunderfucked

A drinking game to be played with a group of people and alot of beer. You sit in a circle and begin playing the song "Thunderstruck" and designate an order to go in. Everytime they say "thunder" the next person begins drinking, and drinks until the next time they say it, then the guy next to him drinks...Whoever gets hungup on a guitar solo gets truely thunderfucked.
Yo we got so hammered last night playing thunderfucked.
by MikeKink June 19, 2008
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Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.
Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"
by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011
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Manatuska Thunderfuck

An extremely high quality variety of marihuana, coming from Manatuska valley in Alaska, also called "Alaskan Thunderfuck"
Yo', dude, I just smoked some manatuskan thunderfuck, that shit be bangin, bro'
by Yoda August 11, 2004
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Raspberry Thunder Cock

Raspberry Thunder Cock-(Verb),(noun),(insult): (raz-ber-ry-thun-der-cock)

The act of plundging ones penis into a females menstrated vagina; followed by a pull out and 450 unit charge to ones genital area.
Hey how is Raspberry Thunder Cock over there doing? Dont be such a Raspberry Thunder Cock! I could really use some Raspberry Thunder Cock therapy right now.
by CHALUPADOOP September 6, 2010
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Alaska Thunderfuck

Drag queen, recording artist, author, queen of snakes, Golden Girls enthusiast and anything that she sets her mind to? Who is that woman? Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the Planet Glamatr0n! Such a genuinely kind hearted person and talented artists that deserves only love and the best things in the world, we cherish her forever.

And if you disagree, you can go eat shit, except if you’re into that… Then I hope you don’t eat shit ever again
-Wow!! Alaska Thunderfuck is so gorgeous, sexy, sensual and breath taking!
- I know right??
by putamocreia_vagabunda November 24, 2021
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alaskan thunderfuck

insanely high quality marijuana with orange and clusters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best shit. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though
The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.
by luckynumber4 February 13, 2008
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