Thart

The feeling that you have to fart but when you try you really shit your pants.

I hope that Russ does not thart in the meeting this morning.

by Jon Sendelbach May 12, 2004

thwart

squirrel

Opposing force mechanism that is encountered as kinetic friction when any mechanism operates/pushes forward through existence in the universe.

Due to a high level of thwart, Joe was not able to make the basketball go through the basket even once.

by Killan Green November 10, 2003

Threesome Thwarter

The person who balks at a threesome when there are already two willing partners.

I was ready Saturday night for a threesome with my boyfriend and my best friend since grade school. I couldn't wait to taste her and have my boyfriend watch us and then join in. But that homo said he wasn't interested. He's such a Threesome Thwarter!

by Big Blue Boy August 20, 2011

Thwart

A certain species of blowfish found in only suburban counties. Usually seen eating or playing a gameboy, he is very vulnerable to occassional slaps across the face. Isolated most of the times, he takes no interest in sports, the only time when he can be found in public is when he is hanging around summer school.

Damn, that thwart's been on the TV for a longass time. Kick his ass and get him off.

Damn, that thwart's been on the gameboy for a longass time.

Thwart took my food!!

Thwart's face is red from all those slaps.

by Fawad, Bilal, Ahsan, F August 4, 2004

genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.

Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.

by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009

thwart

to sneeze and the fart at the same time.

while in the restroom John needed to thwart his brains out.

by Peter_k May 11, 2007

Throb Thwarting

When you are blocked or prevented from watching porn on a website.

I can't believe I woke up to the news that pornhub is throb thwarting Virginia.

by Tres Gee July 2, 2023