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throwing skittles

to vigorously jack off alone and blow your load everywhere leaving the sticky substance behind like skittles leave behind on your hand when they are warm.
Jack: Dude, last night Tina wouldn't let me give it to her hard so I was throwing skittles all night.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.
by iamacompulsiveliar January 16, 2010
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Throbbing Stunner

The act of clobbering another person in the head with one's erect penis. This attack is used to demean someone who the attacker considers subservient.
Your girlfriend is acting complacent and thinks she has power over the relationship. Shes laying down in bed and *BAM!* THROBBING STUNNER! The message is clear as day.
by Tommy Mah Boi March 14, 2011
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Throwing Clam

"me and my girls throwin clam" is to "me and my crew layin pipe" as bread is to loaf.

Me and Shelley gonna go down to da clubs and throw some clam."

Shelley is throwing clam.
by Mark Wahlberg is Wearing a Hat November 30, 2011
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throwing some firewood

A flimsy excuse for bailing on your friends. This does not mean that the actual act of cutting or stacking firewood does or does not occur however. It can also be an excuse for why you failed to perform a specific act or function.
Yeah, Jeezy was supposed to come bowling but he said he was busy throwing some firewood.
by Metal Soldier January 1, 2012
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throwing squid

Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.
"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."
by Ricky Potato June 2, 2014
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Throwing the cat around

Off hand reference to a girl slutting around, esp on the rebound.
After her divorce, mary threw the cat around like a college girl on spring break
by mac September 13, 2004
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trooping

all day we were trooping to get to the mall
by ReedsKii July 30, 2006
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