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Post Ejaculation Thoughts

A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.
After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
by Branwell Jäger November 23, 2013
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You really thought you ate?

It doesn't literally mean you ate something it is said when someone says a comeback that wasn't that good and thought they did something with it.
by Szalover1436 November 1, 2021
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you thought

sym. for sike
This person came up to me and asked me for money and i was like "you thought!"
by Kathrine12345 October 19, 2008
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thought-twerk

To rant on about how awesome ThoughtWorks is even if no one cares or is even listening.
Wow, she's hardly been in ThoughtWorks for 6 months and she's already thought-twerking a lot.
by T-Wirus August 7, 2014
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thoughtcrime

Orwellion concept.

A crime that you are guilty of because you are THINKING of doing something bad. (i.e. In 1984's Oceania, spending time alone is almost a crime because it's considered odd, and odd people are a threat to a stable environment such as theirs.)

also, see patriot act. (i.e. when you check anarchist cookbook out from the library or something, the gov might have the right to go into your home and tap your phone and computer. And it's all perfectly legal since you might be a terrorist.)
by rise up rise against June 21, 2004
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you woulda thought tho

A more exciting way to say "No" or "fuck nah" as emulated by folks from The Streets
Mandy: Cindy dearest, may I please cop one of those loosies?
Cindy: YOU WOULDA THOUGHT THOOOO
by NatPolan April 3, 2016
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You really thought you ate

Every middle school material girl when they are losing a fight.
Blonde 1 : I am such baddie Blonde 2 : no you not! Blonde 3: you really thought you ate
by StrawberryGlow March 30, 2022
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