THINKER

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Lucky them...they are THINKERs!

by JezthePuff January 3, 2007

Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003

surface thinker

used to define somebody who conforms and has no real thoughts with any depth

Ashley is SUCH a surface thinker!

by Mick Jagger Fan March 4, 2015

Logical thinker

Someone who observes a situation and resolves/tries to resolve it in a reasonable way.

Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual

Antonyms: conservative and liberal

Mark: “Whoa! She’s answered that question in the utmost rational way!”

Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”

by BowieFan1976 March 22, 2022

Thinders

When a woman has thighs that are wrinkled and bumpy like chicken tenders. Also when her ankles are very petite and her hips are plus size; thus resembling the shape of a chicken tender.

Girl#1 "Do you SEE her?!"
Girl#2 "OMG, she TOTALLY has THINDERS"
Girl#1 "Damn, she needs some honey mustard"

by Stacy's Pillow July 9, 2010

Girl Thinterrupted

When a girl keeps failing on her diet because she can't resist snacks that keeps her from losing any weight.

Source: Kc Swimmingly's blog

Tracey: Hey, Sasha... how's the diet going?

Sasha: It sucks! I've been pigging out every time I go to a dinner party...Girl Thinterrupted!!!

by YoYo McGee September 29, 2011

Free Thinker

Someone who thinks that they have "unique" or "interesting" opinions, while in reality simply regurgitating whatever they hear from others. Peolple who call themselves this typically have very little critical thinking skills and fail to actually challenge their own beleifs because they live in an echo chamber of "SJW OWNED" and other denominations of cringe surface level right wing commentary. The name is actually a misknowmer because they should be more accuratly called people who are "Free of thinking".

Person 1: Bro I had to sit next to some "free thinker" in my social studies class, he kept arguing with the teacher about stuff that no one cares about
Person 2: Guess you won't be cheating off your neigbor this semester.

by KingofKahn December 2, 2022