thigh slapper

An extremely long penis that slaps the thighs when doing anything naked

I went skinny dippin the other night with a bunch of hot chicks until Jeff jumped in with his big thigh slapper and took home all the pussy!

by pipelayer24 June 1, 2013

THICC ASS THIGHS

Thicc thighs

Every man's weakness

Even gay men can't resist a fine babe with wide thighs

Dude1:yo, mike smashed dat fat hoe yesterday,he said she had some thicc ass thighs
Dude2:thicc ass thighs huh, every man's weakness

by Elderjonthemayogod May 29, 2018

thiago

thiago is the most amazing person you will ever meet. he can brighten up your day in a second. loving him is so easy. he is so sweet and kind. he treats girls like princesses and makes them feel better then they ever have. sometimes he gets confusing though. you might not know exactly how he feels towards you. he is also very hot which is just an amazing bonus<3

thiago, i love you.

by moveyourbootytothebeat10 May 5, 2013

Thigh Cleavage

"Thigh Cleavage" is what it's called when your thighs touch, as opposed to having a thigh gap.

"Have you SEEN Kim Kardashian's thigh cleavage?! THAT SHIT IS HOT!!"

"Nothing gets me going like Marilyn Monroe's thigh cleavage."

by Iron Chef Bobby Flay August 18, 2013

thigh kink

when you are turned on by some nice thighs

bro, joshua definitely has a thigh kink. he gets off to jenna’s thunder thighs for sure

by gerard_ways.eyeliner April 25, 2021

thunder thig

When you slide down a bowling ally and take a shit during the action of sliding or at the end. Clothing is optional.

He went thunder thiging last night and his girlfriend really liked watching it.

by Connor Scott January 11, 2014

colder than a nun's thigh

1 Cold to the point of being painful to touch. Associated with cold and hard as ice.
2 An object that cannot be made warm
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

I spent of a frosty January in the panhandle of Idaho, it was colder than a nun's thigh.

by rucus11 September 19, 2009