by insomniatf2brazil January 10, 2019
Get the Theoretical Spymug. Already knew and her response to being told that they were fucking was "That's none of your business." But you wouldn't be saying that of the genders were swapped and the behavior of the higher-ups I would tell would indicate that THEY already knew. There was no one for me to tell, the people I would tell had it out for me, and I was fired for not doing it sooner.
Hym "The person I would theoretically report it to already knew. And this was not a business decision is was and is a publication made. I'm publishing papers. You are stealing it because is it better than anything you could manage to generate with your mentally retarded mind and for no other reason. THE ONLY BUSINESS DECISION BEING MADE HERE... Is the one to STEAL FROM ME! Those are the 2 decisions being made. One to steal from me and the other to allow it. If I can't get to one of you I CAN get to the other."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
Get the The person I would theoretically report it tomug. Literally me...
Hym "And I'm not a resentful taco delivery boy, Jordan. I'm a Theoretical Billionaire who looks like a Brazilian male model, is a genius, is one of the greatest writers of all time, and has rich grandparents "
by Hym Iam November 19, 2023
Get the Theoretical Billionairemug. 
Get the Theoreticsmug. the thing your girlfriend is
by ferrousfermion August 27, 2025
Get the theoreticalmug. When someone is very promiscuous in theory, but not in practice. They share posts frequently on social media about being freaky, sucking dick and not being able to keep track of all their sexual conquests, but do not engage in any sexual activity in real life.
"Megan's sure been sharing a lot of posts recently about raw-dogging. Did something happen that I missed?"
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."
by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020
Get the Theoretical Thotterymug. by xd vap0ur February 8, 2019
Get the theoretical probabilitymug.