when you get hot and heavy during a makeout/ncmo sesh and then don't go any further than that for religious reasons. common occurrence among young mormons
I was really into it, but we experienced a theological cock block when we realized we couldn't go any further without going "too far".
by chelzzz10 September 5, 2012
Get the theological cock block mug.A Theoretical Virus is a fictional virus that is based on a real virus, but does not actually exist. They are used as a benchmark for viral preparedness. A good example of a theoretical virus is lyssa x, which is a relative of rabies. Web groups such as OZORT are geared toward preparing for worst case scenario viruses like these.
by Edward Stevens August 29, 2006
Get the theoretical virus mug.A way to get your siblings to leave you alone. It means that they arent really fat but you see them being that way. Or used as a really bad come-back when you absolutely have nothing else to say.
(Younger sister is bothering you)
Older sister: You are theoretically fat!
Younger sister: Haha thanks! (and leaves)
or
Person 1: Your ugly
Person 2: Your theoretically fat!
Person 1: Your mama's theoretically fat!
Person 2: No you didnt!
Older sister: You are theoretically fat!
Younger sister: Haha thanks! (and leaves)
or
Person 1: Your ugly
Person 2: Your theoretically fat!
Person 1: Your mama's theoretically fat!
Person 2: No you didnt!
by pinkzebra1 June 18, 2011
Get the Theoretically fat mug.Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.
1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009
Get the theoretical virgin mug.a politician whose principle public characteristics include a significant or leading religious component, aspect, or basis.
Ronald Reagan was a theolitician.
by Areskopos January 4, 2015
Get the theolitician mug.A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.
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