theresa hold

when a girl has her hold on you and has you dick like puddy. she has total control of you and fucks with your head and life.

man that girl has a theresa hold on him and wont let the fuck go. what the hell is up with that bitch.

by fuckitbig April 30, 2009

Mother Theresa sex

When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.

"...but she's never given me an orgasm."

"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"

"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."

by Staceofbase June 9, 2009

theresatony

When a Theresa enjoys smacking a Tony in the balls out in the friggin public :)

When a Theresa enjoys smacking a Tony in the butt out in the friggin public

Theresatony: *smack penis*
Theresa: ehhheheee
Tony: oww@Wtf! (fml)

theresatony: *smack butt* hehehhe!
theresa: its socially "acceptablwe" to drink now!!

tony: wtf?! (fml)

by shit huh? March 12, 2010

Theresa

Theresa is a lovely lady. Who sometimes thinks down on herself when no one else does. She wants to be like everyone else but yet she can’t. She is NOT a mess in the bed (that’s just nasty stop saying that). She wants almost anything but she has to work for it. If you make one mistake with Theresa or her friends, don’t expect Theresa to forgive you. She also has a quite small friend group that’s hard to get into. When she falls for a boy (or girl) she won’t stop until it’s been to long. She also loves attention, animals, and her friends. But she hates most food, annoying people, and school.

“Hi, my name is Theresa! And this is what I think of me!”

by Tsl_17 December 2, 2018

Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.

He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.

by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019

Theresa May

Second female Prime Minister of the UK. Took over from David Cameron after he went running for the hills when Britain voted to leave the EU. Appears to be on good terms with Angela Merkal (the German chancellor).

Well Cameron's gone and Theresa May has taken over.

by Capsicle July 29, 2016

theresa nguyen

Theresa Nguyen is a sweet and beautiful girl. She's an extraordinary bestfriend and lover.

I love you so much Theresa Nguyen, happy 27th month sweetheart

by youronlyone September 30, 2013