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The DC Swamp Witch

AKA Kellyanne Conway: A vile creature that began her life in New Jersey under a rock and moved to Washington DC. This hideous creature spits venom and lies out her foul mouth every time it opens. Her foul breath also acts like a drug confusing the listener from reality. Know for her unkempt hair and falling face and shrill in the night. Her power comes from the 'magical pivot stone' created by a Dupont chemical mishap, which she found on a blueberry field and shoved up her vagina
OMG, have you seen The DC Swamp Witch on tv last night? She just would not answer a single question and the tv interviewer just rolled his eyes.
by heyheynow July 31, 2017
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Swamp in the Backyard

The sweaty sensation around/in the buttocks caused by walking around outside on a hot summer's day, usually while wearing jeans.
Ugh, I should have worn a skirt today. I got a total swamp in the backyard right now.
by MissCuppycats May 11, 2010
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Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!
by IATEASHART June 2, 2023
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The Cheap New Orleans swamp Tour

When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.
Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.
by Swamp ride December 16, 2021
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The sampler

Also known as “finger test”. Inserting one or more fingers into the vagina then swiftly yet subtly (without the subject noticing) smelling the fingers ergo making the decision if cunnilingus is in order. Same technique can also be applied to the anus.
Kris says: “Did you eat her beaver ?”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”
by SebbieFresh February 4, 2010
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The Sampler

A method of oral sex when a man (or women) eats out a womans vagina. You go in lightly, just barely licking the edge of the clit, and gradually increase the strength and length of your licks/penatrations with your tongue so you are "sampling" the woman's vag.

Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.
Oh man Johnny gave me a the sampler last night and it really hit my spot!

Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.
by middymax May 2, 2009
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the sampler

n. an orgy with a member of every race
n. sexual intercourse with a member of every race on separate occasions.
Last night I had the sampler but the Asian girl bitched too much.

If only I could find a Native American girl I could complete the sampler!
by Johnny Two Toes November 17, 2007
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