AKA Kellyanne Conway: A vile creature that began her life in New Jersey under a rock and moved to Washington DC. This hideous creature spits venom and lies out her foul mouth every time it opens. Her foul breath also acts like a drug confusing the listener from reality. Know for her unkempt hair and falling face and shrill in the night. Her power comes from the 'magical pivot stone' created by a Dupont chemical mishap, which she found on a blueberry field and shoved up her vagina
OMG, have you seen The DC Swamp Witch on tv last night? She just would not answer a single question and the tv interviewer just rolled his eyes.
by heyheynow July 31, 2017
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Get the Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th mug.When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.
Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.
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Kris says: “Did you eat her beaver ?”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”
by SebbieFresh February 4, 2010
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Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.
Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.
Oh man Johnny gave me a the sampler last night and it really hit my spot!
Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.
Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.
by middymax May 2, 2009
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n. sexual intercourse with a member of every race on separate occasions.
n. sexual intercourse with a member of every race on separate occasions.
Last night I had the sampler but the Asian girl bitched too much.
If only I could find a Native American girl I could complete the sampler!
If only I could find a Native American girl I could complete the sampler!
by Johnny Two Toes November 17, 2007
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