Facebook Professor

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.

Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.

by Butholeman September 10, 2015

Professor Wikipedia

A term used by college students to save some embarrassment of telling their professor that they used wikipedia as a source

"Did you hear MAx's excuse for his bad bibliography?"
"No, what'd he put?"
"He listed a Professor Wikipedia lecture on chemistry as one of his sources!"
"Wow. What a lame excuse. The teacher won't buy it."

by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010

Professor Umbridge

That bastard that should've been arrested for child endangerment in the fifth Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix)

Professor Umbridge is the only person you want dead more than Voldemort.

by hufflepuff07 March 20, 2017

the hungry professor

The hungry professor consists of one member of a three way insisting upon wearing a shirt and tie during a Dirty Sanchez. This is often performed by members of the sex offenders list.

yo Pierre, Miss Wilkins, your mother and I performed the hungry professor the other night!

by XxxMax_NormanxxX May 27, 2019

professor x

A dude that has pyshic mind power stuff going on and wheels himself around in a wheel chair. He is the leader of the X-men.

Proffesor X beat Magneto up with the help of his floating wheel chair

by Dane Echinas September 21, 2003

professor frink

legenday fictional nerd, modeled after Jerry Lewis, best known for his frequent outbursts of nonsensical jabbering.

"Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated!"
"What gave me away...just out of curiosity...was it the hoyven or the mayven...what?"

by equine_attraction_00 June 28, 2004

Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007