The Jayson

The art of pushing a tuba out of your vagina then playing it afterwards

me and this girl did the Jayson last night it was awesome

by the #1 ho August 5, 2008

not the jays

something you say when someone poses any threat to your shoes, by stepping on them, spilling something on them, or doing anything that gets them dirty.

Homie: steps on your shoes by accident
BRO WTF NOT THE JAYS U GOT ME FUCKED UP

by DONKAM1948 January 10, 2022

the jayden

a lil bitch

lol that kid is the jayden

by YOLITKID October 27, 2020

The Jayden effect

To make the person scream erratically at a person they hate so they get sad and make fear the other person

“I don’t like you.”
“I don’t like you either”
“If you talk to me again I’ll come to your house and take your dog”
*gasp* “please not my dog! Fine just don’t please”

“Wow this is a way of describing the Jayden effect”

by EnchantedCurse March 28, 2019

The Jaybooty

The Jaybooty is the most powerful, thicc, roundest and bootiful booty on earth. The Jaybooty is truly one of a kind. The best kind! Everyone wants the Jaybooty. Everyone blesses the Jaybooty. And most importantly, everyone needs the Jaybooty just as much as the Jaybooty needs the protecc. No implants, no need to do squats but I guess you could say that anyone who requires the Jaybooty is #BornThisWay

The Jaybooty is currently owned by someone who is probably not willing to give away the booty (especially not for free) and will forever protecc the Jaybooty from other horny boys and girls.

Narrator: And here we have the rarest booty amongst humanity.... The Jaybooty. Just look at how it jiggles.
The Jaybooty: *Twerks*
Narrator: ...... *dies*

by JuicyB00ty04 July 17, 2018

The Jayster

that one stupid drunk uncle that ruins all respect of himself doing the funniest stupidest shit possible

is that ur uncle
yeah
what a drunk idiot
no thats not just a uncle thats the jayster

by Lxndon February 20, 2020

The Jayson treatment

The Jayson treatment is very similar to the “ Canon event “. Here, it means that you get into a relationship but your partner comes put as gay. Every. Time.

“ Hey, my girlfriend told me she is a lesbian. “
- “ He got the jayson treatment… “

by P2nk February 17, 2024