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Flatten the Curve

The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.
Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.
by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020
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flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.
With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.
by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020
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Flatten the curve

Flatten the curve means to make things understandable for others and to set a guidance.
Before the end of the year exam the students were all confused and were panicking, so the teacher had to flatten the curve for them.
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Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.
Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.
by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020
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Flattening The Kurd

Unsolicited and unwanted "advice" directed at a Kurdish girl or woman in the form of diet talk, body shaming or weight loss tips. Kurdish women are known for their curves and their love of hearty meals, so this is both a racist and sexist activity. It is not always meant to be bigoted but that is generally how it comes across.

Its perpetrators are usually either white or Turks. This term is Derived from flattening the curve, stopping the transmission of a disease in particular Covid-19.
Sharon: ZOMG Zilan you can't eat those 4 almonds, they have calories! Remember to count calories, you need to be a size UK4 so men will find you attractive.

Zilan: I really wish you would stop Flattening The Kurd when I'm around. Enjoying eating is part of my culture.
Sharon: You should be ashamed of yourself for eating bad food. Why don't you try air? It's guilt-free.
Zilan: Look, if you continue to Flatten The Kurd, we'll have to set some boundaries.
by Begging For Pegging October 31, 2020
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The Beast of Yucca Flats

A flop black and white movie of the 1960's, made by Coleman Francis, where there was little dialogue. There was a lot of narrator dialogue than the regular in movie character dialogue. The narrator kept rambling nonsensical things repeatedly like "flag on the moon", "how did it get there?", When there was very little with those dialogues to do anything with the movie. The antagonist which was a man gone brain-dead from a nuclear explosion, made sounds of a beast that sounded so fake like "AAAAAAA!!!!".

The movie was satirized in the show Mystery Science Theater 3000.
"I heard that when the The Beast of Yucca Flats was released, a film critic called the movie as one the worst movies ever made. "
by MST3K I like January 29, 2020
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