The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.

We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

by Crotch Kid99877 July 9, 2010

turning on the tap

The act of turning on a woman, so she becomes sexually aroused.

When I walk into a room, its like I'm turning on the tap for every girl.

by skaxx December 20, 2010

turning off the hot water

A euphemism for having a vasectomy.

1). I can't get you pregnant I had the hot water turned off.
2). I don't want to get her pregnant so tomorrow I am turning off the hot water.

by Packrat Dragon May 17, 2010

Turning DOWN the volume

Guy going down on girl

i turned down the volume last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

turning off the ice maker

something that women do to piss men off when they need ice.

Women: I am turning off the ice maker
Man: WTF?!?

by Master Link October 8, 2010

Turning UP the volume

Girl giving head job to guy

this girl turned up the volume last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

turning up the gravity

verb. a form of slang, used to indicate the process of getting intoxicated, or “high.”

1: bro Trav and we’re turning up the gravity last night, shit had me thinking my eyes were too loud?
2: bro what?

by E_Lach133 May 19, 2020