Coke Stache

When the upper lip is visibly coated with a layer of cocaine from snorting lines.

Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.

by A. Massey March 10, 2019

Stache-tastic

When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!

Damn, James gets all the girls with that mustache of his. He is Stache-tastic!

by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009

Q-stache

The source behind the Chicago Blackhawks' epic Stanely Cup victory.

i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.

No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!

Everyone head coach in the NHL wishes he had something as awesome as the Q-Stache. But that would be impossible. It's a fact!

by Chiago B-Hawk July 28, 2010

Twilight Stache

Occurs while eating out a woman's vagina when she is on her period.

John: Come on baby, blood doesn't bother me; let me eat your pussy.

Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!

by The Baddest Bitch! November 18, 2009

Funk Stache

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.

Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.

by Bookbagman December 5, 2017

raper stache

A mustache stereotypical to rapists. Typically something unattractive and creepy looking. Also see molestache.

Dude, stop growing out your raper stache.

by christhafris October 20, 2009

Scab Stache

A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.

Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"

Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"

Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"

by T-WOO April 21, 2010