can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella May 2, 2006

Relay-Mate

The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?

Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023

relay exchange

An act where three to four males get each other off simultaneously. Usually done in candle light and scented candles.

Guy 1: Hey bro wanna, have a relay exchange?

Guy 2: Sure man, I'll get the candles.

Guy 3: Yeah, I'm down, I just bought a cinnamon roll candle.

by Hary585 March 29, 2016

`'`Relay`'`reLay`'`relaY`'`

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by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

sock relay

During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!

Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!

by Fantestically Challenged May 9, 2024

Prairie Dog Relay

When you run a relay race but instead of passing a baton, you pass a turd from one anus to another.

We would have won the prairie dog relay but John had diarrhea.

by GirthBrookss November 18, 2022

Generational Relay Race Fail

When previous generation member/s either deliberately or through inaction, deprives an upcoming generation of a family's birthright to its rightful inheritance of property and/or assets. The inheritance is the baton which had not been handed over to the next generation, in the Relay Race.

I could have owned money, property or a business but my parent/s decided. they couldn't be bothered signing some legal dcuments, and left my inheritance in limbo for someone else to grab. Man, what a Generational Relay Race Fail.

by MauCougar September 20, 2023