The ULTIMATE solution to the hobo "problem"

The very hammer used by Martha Stewart to slaughter countless of defensless Hobos during the late 1990's

Dude, if you dont shut the fuck up, imma whip out the ULTIMATE solution to the hobo "problem" until you are no more then a bloody puddle of mush

by C-Dogg 666 March 13, 2004

cat rolling down the hill problem

A physics problem involving a cat rolling down a hill. Commonly given when asked for physics answers.

"What's the answer to question 1?"
"What, the cat rolling down the hill problem?"

by ahsfiahkdsf September 26, 2020

The Camera Problem

One of the first obstacles encountered by aspiring film makers: not having a camera. Encountering the Camera Problem often kills movies in preproduction.

"Dude, I thought you and Brandon were gonna make a movie!"
"We wanted to, but we don't have a camera."
"Ohhhhh, the camera problem, huh."

by sethsupreme October 8, 2011

the notebook problem

when you go into a store and see a notebook and even though you have like 20 empty notebooks at home, you still buy it because you have a stationary obsession

i think i have the notebook problem

by highfunctioningsociopath July 24, 2014

The Bus Problem

More interesting than the Trolley problem because A. I'm a genius and B. You have an actual stake in the outcome

Hym "Here is 'The Bus Problem.' (and I think this is analogous to our current political climate) You and 5 other people are on a bus. The driver is headed towards a cliff. You are moving too fast to reasonably attempt to wrestle the wheel from the driver (as any resistance would likely result in you crashing the bus and killing everyone including yourself) You possess a gun and your attempts to reason with the driver have fallen on deaf ears. At what point are you (reasonably) justified in killing the driver to gain control of the bus? How close to the edge to you have to allow him to get before killing him is justifiable? And how much time to you try to spend reasoning with him after the threat of violence fails?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

The Cord Problem

This is when you put something on a cord, and when you set the said item down the cord immediately shifts causing the said item to change direction and piss the said owner of the item off tremendously, because the only way to fix this is to hold the item in place

Jake "dude why is your ipod in pieces, man"

Brian "it kept fuckin movin around so it wasn't in the right position for me to see the screen, i went beserk"

Jake " It's the Cord Problem man"

by Quit Raping my Cat January 16, 2010

The Facebook Problem

A website founded meant to attract thousands of visitors, therefore ruining the internet.

Random Person: Justin Bieber Facebook Abc Rebecca Black; wait a second this is The Facebook Problem.

by Biblo elf September 5, 2011