Taking a load to the dump

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy and you insert your dick into her ass just to ejaculate.

She actually let you do anal? No, young padawan, I was simply taking a load to the dump.

by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020

Send a load to the coast

A large defecation, or shit. Usually a relief to dispose of accompanied by extreme satisfaction. The sort you really look forward to, sometimes accompanied by favourite reading matter, e.g. War And Peace. When the bowels work at their very best, and gravity does the rest.

CEO to secretary, "Hold my calls love, I'm off to send a load to the coast"

I'd love to accept the Nobel Prize but first I need to send a load to the coast.

by Peter Hawkins September 28, 2006

Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road

The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.

"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"

"Wow, did you get caught?"

"No, it was in the dark."

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009

Load on the Rings

When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.

She pumped my hot dog so hard I splashed a hotload on the rings of her left hand.... ok so it's a reach

by Rightous Willie February 29, 2004

A load in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.

Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009

Load for the road

When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.

Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.

Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.

Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)

Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.

by Pika McJones March 9, 2019

blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.

Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.

by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015