“The Jump”

The : /th-úh, thē/ Article, used to bring a defining point to a phrase and/or clause; see also“Jump”
Jump : /j-ûmp,./ (v) pushing upward with the muscles in one’s legs and feet, to project into the air by leap

(v) : a male making his penis throb, purposely, causing a muscle to move it in an upward motion; see also “The Jump”

Girl: Do the thing
Guy: What thing?
Girl: “The Jump”
Guy: The Ju—? Ohhhhh..

Guy: (does the thing) 🌚

Girl: 🌝

by PopularLoner July 8, 2020

Getting the jump

Getting laid

Alyssa’s gonna be getting the jump later

by Big turbo November 6, 2020

The Jump Street Effect

The Jump Street Effect is the alliance of nerds and jocks in order to accomplish a common goal that they cannot complete on their own. The end result is a major can of whoop-ass being unleashed upon everybody else.

Jock1- we have to use The Jump Street Effect to to beat down the other team!

Jock2- how will that help us?

Jock1- the nerds will alter our physical capabilities, making us superhuman!

by CURBSTOMPER34 July 24, 2014

get the jump

Defined as,the success of having sex with someone.ie.getting laid

Friend:so did you get the jump last night?Lucky Man:I sure did.She was surprisingly easy!

by Conor Trolly o' Hanlon May 25, 2007

The Jumpers are Dropping Streamers

Gotta take a shit to the point that the turd is almost coming out on its own. See also crowning
Reference to skydivers that drop streamers before they jump to test wind direction.

After that cigarette and coffee the jumpers are dropping streamers

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

The Jump Start

The Jump Start involves a pair of jumper cables and two individuals. Place the jumper cables, matching in polarity, to the nipples of each person. Remember: Positive to positive, negative to negative. The individuals then slowly back away from each other. The person who loses both clamps first loses.

Dude, me and Brett were doing The Jump Start last night. The dude’s totally a wimp, he couldn’t even keep at least one on for a minute.

by rastyhaf November 17, 2022

skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic

" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "

by Mr. Barrett April 5, 2005