Don't even step to Me Aaron, last time we played you got gooched.
Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!
Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!
by Skazellino September 8, 2011

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

by Chuck Mangionnni February 4, 2009

I have a huge gooch.
Dude, stop playin with your gooch.
I whacked it for 3 hours last night, and my gooch hurts like a bitch.
Dude, stop playin with your gooch.
I whacked it for 3 hours last night, and my gooch hurts like a bitch.
by Dirty Jew October 28, 2002

Example: Henry was loading a couch into a truck and slipped and cracked his gooch. He than cried out "Ouch! I cracked My gooch!"
by Michael49 September 16, 2005

The act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your balls or scrange and your ass) and the head of a helpless victim. An aggressive attack.
by Ibrihima June 16, 2010
