Dumpling

A girl or guy that isn't willing to dump you but is willing to tell you whatever if takes for you to break up with her and of course, not hate her.

Person 1: I can't believe this! I am so pissed off that you would do that to me!
Person 2: I'm tired of you being possesive!
Person 1: You're right. We shouldn't be together. This is all wrong.
Person 2: Well... can't we just try one more time?
Person 1: Yeah? Well I supp.....
Person 2: No you're sooo right! I don't deserve anyone. I'm horrible. You're right this won't work!
Person 1: Flip flop like a dumpling, bitch. Get out!

by Msapp October 25, 2012

dumpling

a term used to imitate the dialect of chinese people

1. Ahm, what awr you dooeeng tonight dahmpling (dumpling)
2. How aw you dampwing (dumpling)
3. Hewwo dumpleen (dumpling)

by ping ponggy October 14, 2006

dumples

noun: a special type of dumplings, with origins in Herndon, VA, coined in the year 2001, with relations to the ling ling dumplings sold at Costco wholesale stores

Mother: Dinner is ready.
Wade: Dumples!!!

by wtgong May 25, 2009

dumple

another word for dookie dookie/meadow muffin.

Who didn't flush their dumples?!!?!?!?!?!

you made me step on the compoopers dumples

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

dumpling

a boy who is fat as hell and got dumped by an old Chinese lady who was actually a man

come here dumpling

by child hood obesity August 20, 2019

dumple

n. Cute dimple visible on the top of a fresh pile of dog feces.

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Are you done Riadal? Good boy. Oh look! A dumple! I am totally gonna Facebook that.

by Public_ice September 28, 2012

dumpling

an asian person with no arms or legs.

have you seen lou ping, dude she is a total dumpling.

by blackholebacon October 1, 2016