Flipper the Dolphin

1.Idealistic conservative who frequents Fark.com and points out the errors of liberals. Famous for pointing out to self-proclaimed progressives that they are a neocomm in all but name. The name originally was an homage to the flip-flopping ways of John Kerry.

2. Name of a dolphin on a children's show on American television in the 1960's.

"Flipper the Dolphin was right! Again!" - Heap

by 21-7-b April 26, 2005

Ride the dolphin

masturbating. similar to jacking off, whacking off, flicking the bean, chocking the chicken, spanking the monkey, slapping the ham, fighting with your purple headed yogurt slinger, and tug of war with cyclops.

"Sorry i had to ride the dolphin. Saw this really hot chick."
"Dude thats nasty!"

by The Italian Stalli0n November 28, 2009

Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

by Assi9 January 5, 2017

polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax

Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals

by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018

Waxing the Dolphin

Waxing the dolphin (v.)
to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
Wack off Jack off Masturbate

Christain: Dude Michael waxes his dolphin while on Geaogia's myspace!
Austin: Oh my god! Thats disgusting, I feel bad for Georgia.

Christian: Holy crap! Grant was " Waxing the Dolphin " in the locker room

by ChristianK April 25, 2007

dunking the dolphin

drilling a hole in a girls spine and having sex with the hole. often times, this is a segway into necrophilia. Also, using the blood as lube is a common event. The hole resembles a dolphin's blowhole and the act of fucking it "the dunking".

Chris: Dude I was totally dunking the dolphin with Becky and Laura last night.

Alex: Dude, what happened?

Chris: Becky's dead and Laura should be!

Alex: LMAO!!

by D'shiznit February 1, 2009

Slub the Dolphin

A dolphin renowned for its skill in the martial art tae kwon dolphin, Slub is a lethargic yet lethal killing machine.

In Tralee myth it is said that Slub busted an entire train of a thousand hoes out of the brothel of the Gods. In retaliation the Gods sent the hero Quorn to battle Slub, yet Slub emerged victorious and pimped evermore in the halls of Tralee.

And Behold! Slub didst battle like a tornado of water. And whereupon all dust had settled, none did prevail but Slub of Tralee.

by phx June 2, 2003