A dolphin renowned for its skill in the martial art tae kwon dolphin, Slub is a lethargic yet lethal killing machine.
In Tralee myth it is said that Slub busted an entire train of a thousand hoes out of the brothel of the Gods. In retaliation the Gods sent the hero Quorn to battle Slub, yet Slub emerged victorious and pimped evermore in the halls of Tralee.
In Tralee myth it is said that Slub busted an entire train of a thousand hoes out of the brothel of the Gods. In retaliation the Gods sent the hero Quorn to battle Slub, yet Slub emerged victorious and pimped evermore in the halls of Tralee.
And Behold! Slub didst battle like a tornado of water. And whereupon all dust had settled, none did prevail but Slub of Tralee.
by phx June 2, 2003