The Angry Dike

When a woman sexually stimulates a man's penis either orally or manually until he is moments away from cumming. She then firmly presses down on his urethra, causing the ejaculate to retract back into his shaft. This action is comparable to the boy who stuck his finger in the dike which consequently plugged the dam in Holland. This is extremely painful and emotionally scarring for a man, yet very pleasing for a woman if the fucker deserved it.

Sophia: Tom is such an asshole, why did you go home with him from the party last night?
Kayla: Oh that's okay, I teased the hell out of him and then gave him the angry dike.

Sophia: Oh damn!

by kaybearbee September 25, 2011

The Angry Doorknob

The angry doorknob is a sexual move in which the performer of the move finishes fucking their partner, punches them in the face and sits on their face and farts while they are stunned.

That bitch was giving me lip so i gave her the angry doorknob.

by therealXII September 7, 2009

The Angry Torpedo

to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.

Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.

by Stacker February 26, 2004

the angry floyd

The act of anal sex with a kelt while yelling "bitch please"

Nick did you see when brian did the angry floyd last night?

by bob jones March 19, 2005

The Angry Stork

A sex move wherein an unscrupulous man conveniently positions his pregnant partner and himself at the end of the bed, directly over a bed post of modest height. While making love to her from behind the man suddenly fucks her so hard and violently that she loses her balance, striking the post as many times as it takes until the man is convinced that nothing could have survived.

"I told that bitch that it wasn't mine, so last night the angry stork had to make a delivery."

by Workin' Merkin June 6, 2009

The Angry Dragon

when you bitch is giving you head, slam the back of her head into you so her eyes get red, (the angry part), then shoot your load up her nose, so the cum runs down her nose and it looks the the mustache of a dragon.

I tricked my bitch into giving me the angry dragon last night. Fuck, it was AWSOME!

by Athene The 1337 King April 23, 2008

The Angry Pirate

When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load, spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.

Dude, I totally pulled the angry pirate on my brothers girlfriend!

by iceman99767 March 22, 2010