Thanksgiving

A Turkey's worst nightmare.

On Halloween:
Turkey 1: Say Joe have you heard the ghost story about "Thanksgiving"?
Turkey 2: No, what happens?
Turkey 1: Every year, on the same day, millions of Turkeys get their heads chopped off and then get eaten!
Turkey 2: Holy cow! Lucky it's just a ghost story.

by MatthewCHK December 26, 2007

Thanksgiving Dinner

When a girl (or guy) is on their hands and knees while taking one dick orally and one anally. As they climax, they shoot their come onto the back of the person they are fucking. If there is a fourth person, they proceed to eat what's on the "table" with a spoon.

My best friend and I gave your mom and sister Thanksgiving Dinner last night even though it's July. It was a blast!

by azzkicker May 4, 2010

Thanksgiving Day

Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.

One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!

by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

Thanksgiving

A mind-fucking holiday in which we take part eating the only animal that gobbles (That I know of), and commemorate our first contact with the real Americans (Before we made them our bitches).

"Happy Thanksgiving!"
-"Dude, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving."
"Why not?"
-"Why the fuck do you?!"

by Wang Lung Ho November 28, 2010

Thanksgiving glutton

one who eats too much on Thanksgiving Day.

Not all become Thanksgiving gluttons on Thanksgiving Day.

by uttam maharjan November 26, 2011

thanksgiving season

It’s the time before thanksgiving when people like to still say it’s the Christmas season which in reality Christmas doesn’t start till after thanksgiving, therefore it’s the thanksgiving season

It’s November 17, merry Christmas! No we haven’t had thanksgiving yet, happy thanksgiving season

by your_friendly_redneck_wes November 17, 2019

Thanksgiving Slushie

When it snows on Thanksgiving Day and you eat so much you feel like you might throw up so you throw up in the snow and eat it again.

Bro, I'm boutta have a Thanksgiving Slushie outside.

by Bootyroll November 28, 2019