Testist

A person that is prejudiced against certain tests.

The testist felt that MCAT was better than LSAT based on appearance alone

by Natasha Cabot September 3, 2010

textish

the universal language of texting

When using textish to compose text messages, one might write "lol" to mean laughing out loud.

by KFLOWDC March 31, 2009

Testistulistic

Adj. Tes-tick-you-list-ick

When something posses the quality of being a massive testicle. In some instances, it can be a pair of sleigh dogs. The dogs become the testicle, and the be considered testistulistic, it must also be awesomely semenifiristic.

Holy shit bro, that fuckin' Canadian Thunder Whisky mother fuck has some testistulistic dog-balls. Fuck the police as well, they be bitch ass nyuckas.

by ChiefWithJesusANDdrugs September 8, 2007

textstatic

the extensive use of exclamation points to show enthusiasm

BOB: "dude why is karen always textstatic?"
JON: "what do you mean?"
BOB: "text her"
JON'S TEXT:hey karen
KAREN'S TEXT: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by donjuan demarco December 8, 2010

Textite

Textite : to use emoticons, punctuation and all capital letters when texting.

Are you mad at me? No, I WAS textited :)

He must love me, he was textiting me last night...?)

by Guy Strunk September 8, 2014

Textosterone

Textosterone (noun): A hormone that drives a person to write unnecessary text on social media. A prime cause of trolling.

Yesterday, I trolled almost every celebrity on Twitter because I was high on Textosterone.

by Akkii May 20, 2018

textstake

When you send a text message to someone and feel regretful about it later. Especially when you're drunk. A hybrid of mistake and text.

Drew: Julie, who are you texting?
Julie: Don't worry about it.
Drew: It's that one guy again, and you're hammered!
Julie: Ahh...I guess I'm just making textstakes again.
Drew: If you make too many, you'll get a UTI!

by Drew, Julie, Andrew April 20, 2008