Tex Loudsnore 

The CEO of Texcorp and the arch nemesis of Xenoman, the Aesir protector of earth. (the Aesir are a race of godlike aliens with snow white skin and hair and horns with unique shapes having super strength, speed etc). He is a bald mad scientist who plots many ways to kill Xenoman and the other Aesir. He uses an otherworldly liquid element called Etherion which is basically a Kryptonite to all Aesir, still fails to Xenoman (he is a loosely based parody of Lex Luthor)

Tex Loudsnore: We meet once again Xenoman. This will be the time where a man like me will make a god fall...

Xenoman: bring it on Tex.

Tex Loudsnore by Diego_Brando February 20, 2022

Tex-mex 

Not your average garden salad

Me: Oh, are you gonna get a garden salad?

Friend: Nah, I was thinking about spicy it up and getting Tex-mex!

Tex-mex by thetexicans June 7, 2018

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree 

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree was an animatronic band that came out a couple years after Pizza Time Theatre. It consists of Skeeter the Rattlesnake, Country Cal, Foxy Roxy, and of course, Tex Critter himself. Most of them today are in bad condition but are being restored and will look better than ever when finished.

“Do you remember Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree?”
“Yea dude. Remember Roxy? Damn she was a cutie.”
“I know right.”

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree by KenoTheTCPJfan April 29, 2020

Tex-Mex 

A type of food and a type of language spoken mostly by people living in South Texas, not really full spanish, but there is some spanish in there.

"My Grandma speaks Tex-Mex, not full spanish so she can't help me with my homework."

Tex-Mex by AgEvan October 15, 2007

Tex-Mex 

Food. It's food people. Kickass Mexican food, with a Texas twist. Can be found at places such as El Chico's.

The difference between Tex-Mex and (authentic) Mexican food, is that Tex-Mex has more flavor.

She didn't like the bland enchiladas at Los Rojo's, but the ones at the new Tex-Mex place had a lot of zip.

Tex-Mex by Mimiko May 18, 2003

Tex-Mex Pie 

The act of pouring hot spicy chili into a girl's vagina and eating it out.

-I ate a really good Tex-Mex Pie last night.

-....Ew

-What?

Tex-Mex Pie by Texmexpies June 9, 2010

tex-girlfriend 

an ex-girlfriend that you only really communicated by text or facebook messaging or something

Dude, I saw my tex-girlfriend today for the first time and dayum she's uglay.

tex-girlfriend by Mr. Owl Knows how many licks July 20, 2010