When you buy a huge amount of meat and can't fit it into your fridge. You have to play meat tetris to squish it all in.
by Beklan October 10, 2011
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Jafari comes from Ghana, he’s always talking bad about Black Americans, but he wants to appropriate their culture when it’s convenient for him. He’s a tether.
by Red Joker August 4, 2022
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(Quoted from The Church of Tetris homepage.)
"The Church of Tetris is founded on the belief that all people should receive the glory of Tetris. Those who know of the Glory shall have peaceful lives filled with wonderful things. Those without Tetris shall continue on as all humans do. And those who oppose Tetris shall be crushed in a rain of blocks from on high."
The CoT has even sanctioned a prayer to be uttered whenever worshipping the one true Tetris.
(Quoted from The Church of Tetris homepage.)
"The Church of Tetris is founded on the belief that all people should receive the glory of Tetris. Those who know of the Glory shall have peaceful lives filled with wonderful things. Those without Tetris shall continue on as all humans do. And those who oppose Tetris shall be crushed in a rain of blocks from on high."
The CoT has even sanctioned a prayer to be uttered whenever worshipping the one true Tetris.
"You can worship Tetris anywhere you can take an electronic device. We at The Church of Tetris have even sanctioned a prayer, which we recommend you speak aloud before worshipping the great Tetris:"
Oh, Tetris, thy Glory great,
Give us today our daily blocks,
So that we may clear them.
And give us strength,
Through our gaps and mistakes,
To obtain a tetris.
Start.
Oh, Tetris, thy Glory great,
Give us today our daily blocks,
So that we may clear them.
And give us strength,
Through our gaps and mistakes,
To obtain a tetris.
Start.
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1. The act in which two block pieces bang each other with excitement. It is required for one block piece to have a phallus shaped extremity, while the other has a receptive vaginal shaped space between the cubes that conform the piece.
1. The act in which two block pieces bang each other with excitement. It is required for one block piece to have a phallus shaped extremity, while the other has a receptive vaginal shaped space between the cubes that conform the piece.
My blocks are having tetrisex.
Tetrisex keeps on bringin' more cubes into the world.
If you have tetrisex the horizontal way, you die.
Tetrisex keeps on bringin' more cubes into the world.
If you have tetrisex the horizontal way, you die.
by Hector Smith June 26, 2006
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Oh no! I got stuck behind the tow truck at the red light. I need to brush up on my "Traffic Tetris" skills.
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