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Napkin Testosterone Boost

When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.

OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
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A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.
He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?

She: I'm an accountant

He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you

She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
by Cherryaa November 10, 2011
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Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)
What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"

." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011
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Testosterone

A manly hormone that makes hard things feel good.
Growing a beard and lifting heavy crap never felt so good. Thanks testosterone!
by Short-Shift June 13, 2022
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Testosterone

Is that Testosterone?!
OH MY GOD THEY GOT THE TRANS JUICE
by 17_mistake_17 September 30, 2022
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testosterone deficiency

That point when you haven’t met a decent guy in so long that even the ugliest fuckboy starts to look attractive and you start to question you’re entire life.
1-Dude did you see katy was all over that nerd last night.

Just another case of testosterone deficiency.

2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!
by Thatcoconuthead October 24, 2018
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Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.
At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.
by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009
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