A derogatory term to describe the head of a polyamorous clan, which is usually a pale white woman of a larger build. She is usually the center of group photos and therefore the leader of the clan, and thus the other members (termites) must serve her needs (sex). The Termite Queen isn't always a fat white woman, but there's a very good chance that a larger pale human is involved.
"Oh look! A group photo! I wonder which one is the Termite Queen...."
"Ah dude, it's definitely the one in the center. She takes up half the photo!"
"Ah dude, it's definitely the one in the center. She takes up half the photo!"
by LlamaLover1977 October 14, 2022
Get the Termite Queenmug. someone who reads the entire terms and conditions without failure, eating through the entire 600 page document like a fucking termite. will ask a question after every subsection, without failure.
bro has been sitting there for 90 minutes just trying to make a sale while his termite client read through the entire terms bible before buying from him. dude looks depressed
by anus supreme June 3, 2022
Get the termitemug. A termite is when you have a bunch of roaches either from joints or blunts then roll it up in a backwood
by TermiteSmoket September 22, 2022
Get the Termitemug. "Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"
"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."
"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."
by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023
Get the professional termitemug. Mental termites are words or arguments that slowly chip away at your self-worth, hitting you exactly where it hurts. If your brain is getting mental termites from a relationship, you must be in a relationship with a narcissist.
Me looking in mirror - I can't even believe that he cheated on me and told me it was my fault because I had to work late. I improved his life in every possible way. Now all the bad memories are bringing me down like mental termites.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023
Get the mental termitesmug. The act of when a partner nibbles on the other partner's skin, biting of little bits and chewing them
by Gayemopotato June 7, 2016
Get the nibbling termitemug. When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.
by DigginBalls September 17, 2021
Get the vaginal termitesmug.