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Check your temperature

To figure out where you stand with someone.
I have to check your temperature before we hangout to get a feel of you first.
by Djjjjjjjjjj March 24, 2021
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Tempdad

A father who, due to being unemployed, takes over the primary caretaker role of his children while still looking for a job.
"The playgroup was filled with a lot of Tempdads today."
by Park Dad February 25, 2010
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IQ below room temperature

IQ Below room temperature, a phrase used to describe an individual who is so stupid that the temperature of a room is higher than their IQ Score.
This type of person should cause the standard human to be in pain just having to talk to an individual such as one described here.

*If someone that you believe to have an IQ below room temperature doesn't understand the phrase then they have confirmed your belief.
**Even more effective if you live in a country that uses the metric system!
Connor (Person with an IQ below room temperature): *says some dumb shit*
Ryan: Fucking hell Connor, you've got an IQ lower than the temperature in here!
by DEFINEE July 17, 2020
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tempura chick

/ˈtɛmpərə chik/
noun
1. flaky Japanese woman dipped in horseshit sauce; superficially nice

Word Origin
from Japanese and English: literally “fried Japanese seafood girl”
Kevin: Hey Miyu-san! What's up?
Miyu-san: Hey. I'm listening jazz. It very popular in Japan.
Kevin: That's cool, I like jazz. Mostly lounge.
Miyu-san: Have you been New Orleans? I wanna go so bad with my friends, I wish someone could take us!
Kevin: Yeah, I've been. Say, since I'm moving in 3 weeks, let's go 2 weekends from now. It's one last time to see each other!
Miyu-san: YES! That is great. It's good idea. I wanna go!

next week
Kevin: Hey, I've been making plans for the trip. Any ideas?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I wanna go this jazz lounge. Make a reservation, please. Oh. Also, make hotel reservation, we will pay back.
Kevin: Nice, you are positive about going?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I cannot wait. And we want gin and tonic for car. Can you?
Kevin: Haha,sure!

next week
Kevin: Miyu-san, I'm on my way to pick you guys up. I've been driving for an hour already, I'll be there in thirty. I've got the gin!
Miyu-san: Oh. My dog wet the floor yesterday. I have to clean. And I'm fighting my roommate. I cannot go. And the other girls have a reason they cannot go, but I won't say.
Kevin: Wh...What? Miyu, are you serious?
Miyu: It is okay. No need to feel sorry for us. We will go next weekend.
Kevin: But.. the reservations.. and I'm moving next weekend..
Miyu: It's okay, don't worry about us! We will be okay!
Kevin: You stupid, flaky Saigon whore, I know you understand what you're doing.
(googles "flaky Japanese")
..ohh... she's a tempura chick.
by Daggom February 13, 2015
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Temporary Fix

Helping someone out for a period of time. Also visible in the One Direction song with the same name, written by Niall Horan. As "No Control" it's one of the more mature/edgy songs the band has written and performed. The meaning of "Temporary Fix" shows in the lyrics.
"You can call me, when you're lonely. When you can't sleep, I'll be your Temporary Fix. You control me, even if it's just tonight."
by finzi kikilino March 25, 2021
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templationship

A composition of the words "temporary" and "relationship". It is when two, or more parties agrees that a relationship should only be temporary.

As opposed to most people, who are serial monogamists, people who agree to a templationship are aware about their situation.

It is ideal when you know you're not suited or compatible for long term, but you have intense chemistry and enjoy spending time with each other. Templationships are mostly exclusive in nature, but can also not be. It is defined by the people agreeing to it.
Jane: Have you heard? Sarah and Josh are finally dating!
Laura: Yeah, but Josh wants kids down the line, and Sarah has other plans. I am pretty sure they agreed to a templationship!
by Maoraw May 24, 2021
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le monk de tempal

Le monk de tempal is a religious group of people that warship an elf that lives on the dark side of the moon, these people also warship fictional characters and call them "profits and saints" they have rules and strict guide lines you must meet to join

they warship Minecraft,Roblox, little nightmares,she-ra,camp camp and much more
(I made it lol)
Le monk de tempal told me to "be gay do crimes"
by life=pain July 12, 2021
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