A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.
'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'
by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010
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Get the Snorg-tease mug.A person who knows what they are doing and they like getting the sexual tension built up to a certain moment then backing out so the other person wants them even more short story later they love the sexual build up and might kiss,makeout, and or other things to keep them wanting more
Damn last night I was teasing him so hard he definitely wants me.
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Do you think I was being a tease I didn’t mean to be one should I tell him
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Do you think I was being a tease I didn’t mean to be one should I tell him
by Atlas Elmwood February 16, 2019
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NOUN: An individual who walks through a crowded car parking complex and induces in a nearby driver the belief that the individual intends to imminently vacate his/her parking space when in fact the individual has no such intention.
VERB: To induce – intentionally or negligently – the belief in nearby drivers that one intends to vacate one's car park when in fact one has no such intention.
VERB: To induce – intentionally or negligently – the belief in nearby drivers that one intends to vacate one's car park when in fact one has no such intention.
Driver: "Man, it's impossible to find a place to park here.
Passenger: Dude, follow that hot chick - she looks like she's going to her car."
*Driver follows the hot chick until it she disappears into a store
Driver: "Fuck, what a park-tease (NOUN)."
Passenger: "Yeah, she totally park-teased (VERB) you just now."
Passenger: Dude, follow that hot chick - she looks like she's going to her car."
*Driver follows the hot chick until it she disappears into a store
Driver: "Fuck, what a park-tease (NOUN)."
Passenger: "Yeah, she totally park-teased (VERB) you just now."
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