Teetotalitarian

A person who is both a teetotaler (someone who doesn't drink) and who has a totalitarian way of viewing the world (dictatorial, requiring complete subservience). Rather like a vegan who preaches to others they should do the same

Mate1: How did that chat with the new date go?

Mate 2: She seemed great until she dropped the teetotalitarian bombshell. Not content with being a teetotaler, she went on to suggest I should give up my modest drinking as it did her ex no favours!

Mate 1: Wow, that's a bit control freaky isn't it? Is she expecting all her new bfs to comply with her little teetotalitarian dictatorship?

Mate 2: It sure kinda feels that way sometimes with teetotalers!

by ViceManAndy January 20, 2020

teez

Arabic word for ass or butt. it's also used as: Boring, stupid, ugly or bummer

why don't you stop acting like a teez and start acting like a real man

by Mazin Quddus August 4, 2006

boos teezee

Kiss my Ass (in the Arabic language)

That mofo asked for my number so I told him to BOOS TEEZEE

by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005

tweezot

This is a Montreal (which has a great public-transport system) term, that I first heard in the late 1950's. A tweezot is a pervert who gets down on his knees to suck the farts out of the cushions of the back bench seat of a bus, particularly if an attractive person has just relinquished that seat. The back seat was favoured because on the older Montral busses the row of seats in front of it had a sort of panel that blocked the driver's view of anyone crouching down there. (The busses have since been redesigned.)

A young secretarial type stood up to get off the crowded bus at the next stop. I tried to push my way to the vacant seat, but some tweezot got there first.

by Meles Borealis August 28, 2008

Tweezo

Noun, one who overly-elaborates a situation by using sophisticated words which are not needed.

A: how politically, diplomatically, resourcefully convenient.

B: Shut up, Tweezo!

by Mandavia February 18, 2008

Telezombie

1. Someone watching a TV programme/show which is incredibly boring but keeps them just interested enough to not stop watching.

2. A telepathic/telekinetic zombie.

1. When he accidentally flicked to America's next top model, the whole room turned into telezombies.

2. Your worst nightmare.

by Lord Aexerus December 24, 2010

Teeza

social event at which participants pay for unlimited pizza and receive a free t-shirt

"Don't have to do laundry tonight cuz I'm hittin up a Teeza"

by zebra007 March 17, 2014