A grumpy and moody being who is often in their own world. Sometimes anti socal and often giggles at nothing.
There are many kinds of teenager but a certain kind is depressed often
There are many kinds of teenager but a certain kind is depressed often
by Goose March 16, 2004
Get the Teenagermug. people ages 13-17. adolescents. most usually go through depression. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to if you are a teen:
1) you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend otherwise you are gay (i dunno why teens call eachother gay even when they are straight)
most relationships at this time are based on insecurity, these are the reasons anyone would want to have a girlfriend:
1) rid of the pressure of being called gay or other stupid comments
2) show off
3) get closer to the other person than just a friend can
relationsips these ages are only based on looks, not whats on the inside. today, you have to be good looking and have bigs tits and ass otherwise you are considered unworthy by some moron who will eventually dump you for someone else!
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex (funny how such morally wrong things are considered godly by teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" or you will be dissed by most boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you
(i wear boxer-briefs)
4) you must hate your parents
i am conservative and a teen. i went to school with these kind of morons. their rules control you and u cant do anything about it. while they bitch about how "popular" they are they are the most insecure. while you, the "unpopular" kid becomes sucessful in life, its usually the "cool" kids that will be flipping burgers
1) you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend otherwise you are gay (i dunno why teens call eachother gay even when they are straight)
most relationships at this time are based on insecurity, these are the reasons anyone would want to have a girlfriend:
1) rid of the pressure of being called gay or other stupid comments
2) show off
3) get closer to the other person than just a friend can
relationsips these ages are only based on looks, not whats on the inside. today, you have to be good looking and have bigs tits and ass otherwise you are considered unworthy by some moron who will eventually dump you for someone else!
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex (funny how such morally wrong things are considered godly by teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" or you will be dissed by most boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you
(i wear boxer-briefs)
4) you must hate your parents
i am conservative and a teen. i went to school with these kind of morons. their rules control you and u cant do anything about it. while they bitch about how "popular" they are they are the most insecure. while you, the "unpopular" kid becomes sucessful in life, its usually the "cool" kids that will be flipping burgers
i am consrvative, but i am still turned on by hot girls, but i respect conservative one. maybe i find a wife that is hot and conservative at the same time, but i dunno. i dont like teen dating because most teens make it look so fucking stupid (i am not insulting all teens)
by conservative February 11, 2007
Get the Teenagermug. An attention- deficit, loquacious, hormonal human being who habitually makes ill informed decisions about life in general. They typically show little hope of maturing past puberty and frequently state the obvious. That their intelligence should reflect in their actions is a common misconception.
Bob McDouche: "I saw some seventeen year old kid get in a car wreck today. He hit a parked car."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Oh yeah?"
Bob McDouche: "In a parking lot."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Huh."
Bob McDouche: "Which only had two other cars in it."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "...Really."
Bob McDouche: "Yeah. How is that even possible?"
Fred Cuntwaffle: "He's a teenager. Anything's possible."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Oh yeah?"
Bob McDouche: "In a parking lot."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Huh."
Bob McDouche: "Which only had two other cars in it."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "...Really."
Bob McDouche: "Yeah. How is that even possible?"
Fred Cuntwaffle: "He's a teenager. Anything's possible."
by AQ July 20, 2008
Get the Teenagermug. Most teenagers are spoiled. I'm not like them though. If they weren't so spoiled, moody or bad, then the foreigners won't hate us as much...
by StraightFMan August 19, 2004
Get the Teenagermug. You know you are a teenager if:
1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.
2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.
3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.
4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.
5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.
7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.
8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.
9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.
10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.
11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.
12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.
13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.
14.You Love beating up fags.
15.You are living up the best times of your life.
1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.
2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.
3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.
4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.
5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.
7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.
8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.
9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.
10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.
11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.
12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.
13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.
14.You Love beating up fags.
15.You are living up the best times of your life.
by Phaenixdrools December 10, 2006
Get the Teenagermug. One of the best or worst times of your life, no in between. Some people have insane amounts of fun and learn a lot about themselves while others can't wait to be out of high school and move on with their lives. Stereotypical teenage activities usually involve the discovering and experimenting of relationships, drinking, smoking, sex, parties, driving and various other things.
"I miss being a teenager, son. It sounds cliche and corny but cherish every moment of your teenage years, because I would do anything to be a teenager again -even if it was just for a day."
by SloppyToppy November 22, 2015
Get the Teenagermug. Teenager(s) -
Humans between the age of 13 and 19 who are to young for commitment, but to old for games.
Humans between the age of 13 and 19 who are to young for commitment, but to old for games.
My teenager daughter decided to join the volleyball team, but dropped out after I paid the fees, because she couldn't commit to it.
by Eponyms April 15, 2014
Get the Teenagermug.