"Dude--Jolene, Darlene, Starlene, Sharlene, and me are gonna have a teddy bear picnic this weekend, wanna join?
by myfirstandlastname May 2, 2013
someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.
guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it
guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door
guy1) uh, yeah no problem...
guy2) thanks
guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear
guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door
guy1) uh, yeah no problem...
guy2) thanks
guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear
by noneofyourconcern72 July 2, 2011
by UberTank May 24, 2003
The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall
by cg12321 June 26, 2010
when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered
by pickle pants October 29, 2008
A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.
by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022
A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
by Big T the cranky guy April 4, 2019