Boring minimal techno or tech house that's absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. Usually written or played by hipster douches.
"Wow, that Dj's pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop."
"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."
"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."
by 5lo5h March 17, 2011
Get the Schizer Tech mug.A form of the musical subgenre Tech House but a much more spiritual, tribally, eastern, world music sounding, trance inducing, yoga friendly variety. Performed on the Playa at Burning Man and other like minded parties.
Rainbow: "Eww this music sounds like disco with a banging 4x4 beat, real keys, instruments and a soulful sounding vocalist sometimes behind it. What is this? And everyone's dancing so hard to it I can't even fit my hula hoop in here or do proper yoga poses without being knocked down!"
Robert: "Aww Rainbow, you're just used to sunrise Playa Tech because of all the Burning Man's you've attended. Here in the city people prefer dancing to jackin house music at a warehouse at 6am."
Robert: "Aww Rainbow, you're just used to sunrise Playa Tech because of all the Burning Man's you've attended. Here in the city people prefer dancing to jackin house music at a warehouse at 6am."
by feetoid May 14, 2016
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In RTS (Real-Time Strategy) computer games, to concentrate on researching technologies and upgrades for your forces.
by MISTER OWNINATOR June 26, 2009
Get the tech up mug.A college situated in the north east town Darlington, where "students" go to do a btech hair and beauty course, that's if they even bother to turn up in their nike air max. Their lanyards may as well say under achiever and their fashion sense is just as dire.
by merchmerchmerch September 3, 2016
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Stewart: "There's really two 'tech's in there?"
Stewart: "There's really two 'tech's in there?"
by zank frappa May 3, 2017
Get the state tech ag central college tech mug.The reduced standards in women all men at Georgia Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.
<Tech student> Damn she's hot!
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
Get the tech goggles mug.A school where the nerds rule. Girls are few and far in between. Say goodbye to social life, say hello to Robotics Club. What used to be a warehouse, is now your school for the next four years. You're lucky if you're classroom has walls that reach all the way to the ceiling. A rumor spreads, and by the next day, everyone knows. Pot smoking surprisingly enough is quite common among the people who attend here, although no-one likes to admit it. Lakeview also lacks a view of what can be barely called a lake that is across the street.
by its a line ___________ May 26, 2010
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