Teapotting

where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.

i am looking forward to a spot of teapotting with my partner later

by Akbarr May 20, 2009

The Teapot

Another maneuver, called the teapot, requires only 2 people. Either 2 men, or one man and one woman (depending on the said man's sexual orientation). The man proceeds by putting his dick in the woman's anus in the doggystyle position. As he starts to thrust, he also places his hand into his own anus, and is therefore pleasuring himself in two ways. Remember the resemblance of a teapot comes from the man's dick being the 'spout' and the man's hand in his own anus is the 'handle' of the teapot.

I teapotted this girl well good init bruv.

Me and this man attempted the teapot yesterday. We took turns.

by aedifjqwepfioje July 4, 2012

tepho

A person that pulls any bitch.

Tepho can pull any girl he wants.

by anonymous November 3, 2020

raging teapot

An erect penis that is trying to be used for peeing.

I had to pee, but I had a raging teapot, so I had to bend over and peed on the seat!

by jayzee616 November 8, 2007

Princess Teapot

A 69 year old man who hangs around on the internet to find little kids.

He also runs some battle shop or some shit like that ;D

Princess Teapot: I go to school with the chilluns' every day!

by The SNES that is Super July 7, 2009

dutch teapot

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.

I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.

by Petitchou August 16, 2016

Teapoled

When someone inadvertantly cuts you off and then stops forward movement causing you to almost run into them. It can also mean someone selfishly getting in your way for there own benefit.

Adam: why are you mad?

Greg: i was picking my order when Chuck just cut me off and then stopped. i almost ran into that motherfucker!

Adam: You got Teapoled.

by BeAtDemHoEZ October 4, 2009