Takin' it

The act of receiving an undesirable action against you by the giver (usually male). From the giver's perspective, the act of dishing out pain, embarrassment, or sometimes pleasure.

Wow did he just put you in an armbar?? Just tap out man you're takin' it.

Megan Fox is so sexy I would definitely make her take it.

by V-Sizzle August 10, 2009

Taking the Pineapple

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.

"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"

by CHA429 January 8, 2009

Tweakin

Tweakin: meaning saying something that doesn’t make sense or is irrelevant

Bro you tweakin rN you sound dumb asf

by Dankwords. June 7, 2018

Taking down chicks

A process by which two good-looking, jacked bro friends go out on the town to find attractive females to pursue. Once said females are located, seduction ensues; large quantities of alcohol are consumed. Male-on-female petting begins at the next bar, and by the third, the makeout sesh commences. The girls drunkenly stumble to the bathroom, where they both confer over the fact they're probably going to go home and have sex with their new male friends, and reassure one another that they're not being slutty because "those guys are just sooo f***ing hot." A cab is split between the foursome back to the bro's place. Upon arrival, the two chicks are forced into the corner, and cell phones confiscated. The chicks are made to watch as the dudes aggressively strip one another down and start sucking each other off. The homosexual interaction is at once both rough and intimate. Male-on-male sex quickly follows the foreplay. The two guys can say things like, "I love you, man, but tonight I just want f*** you", or, "your butt looks amazing with my c*** inside of it". This interaction continues, testing various sexual acts until both females are crying and traumatized. In the event they don't freak out, slight insults can be aimed towards them, such as, "Sorry, honey, I would be doing this to you, but my buddy here is just so much hotter than you are. Plus, he actually knows how to make a man hard and c**". After both males climax, cell phones are returned and the females allowed to leave.

"Oh dude, you got me so hard last night when we were taking down chicks, you're the man."

"Dude. Good job last night on taking down chicks. I think it's safe to say they won't being going home with another bar bro anytime soon. Haha."

by joejack21423 February 9, 2014

Taking a Trump

To hold a nonsensical tirade; verbal defecation. Often contradictory and self-aggrandizing.

We were talking about yuppies and Dave got upset and started taking a Trump . He complained about how they are ruining the neighbourhood and then bragged about how much money he makes since moving here.

*First said by Stephen Colbert in reference to the Donald himself, talking abut Ben Carson's belt-buckle knife attack.

by bleakblock January 23, 2016

Taking a massive

A phrase used to describe an extreme dump

Where were you?

Sorry my g I was taking a massive

by Pasta thief Jenkins March 12, 2019

Type Teasing

To be notified by an instant messaging system that the other user is typing, but never receive an actual message.

When using instant messaging the program will notify you that the other person is typing. Type teasing is when you see this notification but do not receive an actual instant message.

by That's Mr Smooth To You October 23, 2009