thick mick

a stubborn, dense, or otherwise thickheaded Irishman or person of Irish descent.

I was a stubborn toddler; Grandpa would try to get me to wash my hands before dinner, but I would refuse...my hands had not dirt on them, why wash?

"Jesus Christ, you are one thick mick, ya know that?" queried a frustrated Grandpa.

(aye, this is how grandpa spoke to toddlers)

by ThickMick October 19, 2010

thick-thick

A term used to describe someone with a very attractive, meat-on-the-bones type of body alongside a pitiable stupidity.

Yes, both fortunately and unfortunately, my girlfriend is the winning poster girl for thick-thick.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

Thick slim

Skinny girls with high metabolisms. Can eat 10 meals in an hour, and only a bit of fat will show but only in the stomach.

Looks: pregnant legend

Is Sophia pregnant?

Nah she’s just one of them thick slims.

by ethnicfatty May 28, 2018

thick as a plank

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.

Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

Fsms thick

Fsms thick is when your jeans don't have air in them there for you are thick by fsms standards.

She's not thick but she's fsms thick

by Xela Enivoe September 29, 2017

I’m getting thick

Another way of saying I’m getting an erection or getting boned up.

Bro, I’m getting thick after seeing's that shirt your mom was wearing.

by Hamper Hunter December 1, 2020

Thick44ness

The quality of not being able to reason before action. One might acquire the quality of Thick44ness by repeatedly getting him or herself killed along with everybody accompanying them.

You really need to dial back on your Thick44ness.

by ThrobbingMeat69 January 23, 2018