Tarkatan Ass-Blaster

When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.

Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!

by Geno-Cyde May 24, 2011

Tlarking

When two girls get baseball bats and fuck each other with them.

Parker: Yo Jesse, did you hear about Amanda and Sarah? Jesse: Nah what happened? Parker: They were tlarking each other.

by THE V-CARD SLAUGHTERER April 16, 2019

Tarkanian

An old Armenian word literally meaning "feeble-balled", used to describe the type of a guy who is successful only at losing elections.

"Can you even believe this limp-dicked snowflake has been running for office his entire life and has never won an election of any worth? God, what a Tarkanian."

by Fucker Carlson July 23, 2021

Tarkov'd

Playing Escape From Tarkov for 96 hours and then getting doinked in the head by Killa.

I just got tarkov'd, I am gonna unalive myself.

by Skuffies February 18, 2022

t bark

a man who dresses up as travis barker for halloween, even though he pretends to hate blink 182 and al subsidiary bands. other names include barky, barkster, flamer.
he who wears flamer pants bought from an army surplus store

dont pull a a barky and cry al the time

by logan vars July 28, 2008

Grand Moff Tarkin'd

The act of cucking someone by bringing up the fact that you got the position first.

Zach really Grand Moff Tarkin'd DJ about being a training assistant first.

by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape September 18, 2019

Chicken Tarka

Indian Curried Dish and terrible pun.

"Would you like a Chicken Tarka sir... it's like a Chicken Tikka only a little Otter!"

by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005