tagnuts

rolls of shit that hang from your shit passage that are made of crap and hair from your arse

my dogs arse

by simple simon January 20, 2004

tagnut

A total loser who follows everyone around even when they are not invited

Stop following me you fuckin tagnut.

by ItalianStallion March 23, 2003

Tanut

pronounced "Tah-Nut"; may use it as a noun, verb, or adjective: meaning any word you want it to be.

(i.e. Instead of saying you're being an "ass", replace "ass" with "tanut", or I'm going to get "drunk" tonight, instead say I'm going to get tanuted tonight).

by Scramira/Scrad/Scalvin/Scatty/Scrilson/Scristy February 27, 2008

Tarnation

the word you use when you wanna cuss but you cant because your being watched instead of "what the fuck" you say "what in tarnation"

"What in tarnation?"

"dude chill we are only in elementary school."

by Radek the sheep March 8, 2017

tagnuts

Little rolled up lumps of poo, that you didn't quite manage to clear up when wiping your 'arris!

these tagnuts are a right bugger to shift!

by perry holden April 21, 2004

tarnstrom

the muscle that pumps blood into the penis. this muscle is located under the balls in the 'chode' region

Dickie Tarnstrom's tarnstrom is quite massive. Please avoid it, for you might be engulfed by its legendary size.

by Shone McFly December 27, 2005

tagnuts

An entagled knot of hair and faeces found anywhere from the arsehole to the gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003