Tallahassee Tugboat

Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"

Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.

by Sasquatch361 January 6, 2011

Tallahessee Squirrel

The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.

Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel

by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012

Tallahassee Snapper

A woman's vagina that is so ferocious it literally gobbles up a penis

Son, watch out for that one! She's got a tallahassee snapper that you might not walk away from!

by TheoldBeardman March 1, 2021

Tallahassee publix

When you shit yourself looking urgently for a bathroom in a grocery store.

Hey Tom, make sure you use the restroom before you go to the store, we don't want another Tallahassee Publix incident!

by Rickymixx February 14, 2022

Tallahassee bandwagon

When you’re making sweet, tender, love to a woman, and you’re about to cum, you make her suck your cock, and then she holds it in her mouth, then spits it in your mouth, & then you bend her over and spit it in her asshole.

My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee bandwagon. I’ve been farting bubbles all day.

by Yer mom69 September 12, 2023

Talitha

She is a loving and beautiful looking girl, always an amazing Christian who fears the Lord whole heartedly, she is always trying her best and is very good at maths, the best Talithas date an Eli. Talithas are normally very hard workers who always get the job done, they are very smart and understand the important things, Talithas are caring friends who are always looking out for their friends, if you dont have a Talitha get one at your local K mart today. Talithas are good with kids and love helping people Talithas are what make the the world go round and they see the best in everyone, sometimes its hard to not think of a Talitha because they are so perfect, if you see a Talitha give them a high five because 9/0 they are amazing, and if they are anything like my Talitha they are one of the best girls in the world

person 1 : *sees a Talitha. Gives Talitha a high five*
me: *hunts you down and makes you goto church*

by Squirrelbutpoggers October 21, 2023

the tallahassee erection

what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.

coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..

by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011