Teletonken

The German way of saying telephone.

"Man, when will she get off the teletonken?"

by Tmac02892 October 22, 2009

talego

Cuban slang for jail or prison

He just got out of el talego.

by Homieloan March 26, 2006

teletoon

Stupid TV station with retarded shows like caiouu and my dad the rockstar. the average person would rather watch Mythbusters...at least they have explosions

Guy 1: OMG i love this tv station!!!11one
Guy 2: Geez, ur a retard, change the channel to mythbusters, i hear they are making a chicken cannon or something.
Guy 1: *cries then goes to his room to cut his wrists and worship Teletoon*

by Ludaguffia September 5, 2007

taleon

very tall has a small dick very thin has long fingers has no skill very easy to break he can look at you and you will just run a way very ticklish he is a cheater he smells not popular cant get a girl very shy love his family a lot has only one friend and always has bad hair cuts.

I cant get a girl because I'm a taleon

by rose hunter March 21, 2019

talktoj0sh

Randomally created by me for a Screen Name!

I am going to IM talktoj0sh

by talktoj0sh December 17, 2004

tabletop

a women who has small boobs (flat)

1st person: dam shes a butter face (LOOK UP BUTTER FACE)
2st:hell nah she cant be becuz shes a tabletop

by abbyisnobuttaface January 14, 2008

n. tabletop

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person

"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"

by satania April 11, 2005