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William Taft

A drink consisting of:

- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube
Snowflake asked for a William Taft, and I made him a fucking William Taft.
by Chris Elsasser January 1, 2012
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William Taft

A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat
*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*

Oh they’re such a William Taft.
by Juniper Tree October 2, 2019
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Stephen Taft

a stephen taft has gorgeous blue eyes that you cant get enough of and a wonderful smile. he always knows how to make you laugh and make you smile. stephen tafts' usually have dirty blonde hair and play football or baseball. they will always make time for you and make sure you feel special. stephen tafts' are one of a kind and you should definatley keep them around if you find one
girl 1: i saw you were talking to stephen taft!
girl 2: yeaahh, hes a really sweet guy and hilarious
girl 1: you better keep him, hes special
by lulsidk November 12, 2013
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taft boy

male adolescents who wish they were hot enough and good enough at sports to get some fine hotchkiss ass.
damn, the only reason i make fun of those hotchkiss girls for doing mad yay is because is wish i was hot enough and good enough at sports to get with them, but i never will have that pleasure because i am a lame taft boy
by Charlo Diddy November 16, 2006
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baynard taft

one who trades sexual favors for prescription drugs/friends/ky jelly/banana pudding/etc in prison. also can be shortened to "nard"
make sure you wear 2 condoms for that one, he is a baynard taft.
by Nunya January 5, 2005
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Taft Girl

A Taft Girl IS one who is...to put it simply a wangbroom hoebag
Zoe you are such a Taft Girl, your are one the most worthless people i have ever known.
by SHUNANANANANAA May 11, 2010
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William Howard Taft

William Howard Taft was thicc.
by TH47 June 1, 2018
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