Tae Kwon Do

A style of martial arts that is complete and utter nonsense.
In Tae Kwon Do, its all about the touranments, the money, scoring a point...ect.. Tae Kwon Do is for the person that wants to say, "I'm a black belt". But in Taw Kwon Do, that is completely worthless. I've seen adds that say "Become a black belt in 3 months!!! Geranteed". In Tae Kwon Do, yes, but not in the real martial arts. TKD is simply a money making business. TKD is a joke. Period.

TKD Man: OHYA!!! Well, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I can beat you up.

Karate Man: Ppppffftt... Idiot. ***Walks Away***

by John Raven.exe May 17, 2006

Taekwun

Someone who is super lazy when it comes to any form of work

Do your homework!
"yea its already done....NOT!"

"Hey i was going to go to school today but then i pulled a Taekwun"

by Taek1 September 14, 2009

taekwondo

A stupid gay martial art with nothing but kicks, where everyone wears padded armor and isn't allowed to punch, so their arms just dangle around as they jump and spin and fall down. No taekwondo "martial arts" have ever succeeded in mixed martial arts or in life.

the stupid shitty olympic taekwondo on youtube was called the world bouncing championships by the olympic's own accouncer

by DarkX444 August 31, 2010

tae kwon dolphin

Ancient martial art, originating in Atlantis. Characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. This deadly art is famous for the "Dolphin wordCock Slub/word", a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.

A pimp who learns Tae Kwon Dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.

by phx June 1, 2003

Tae Kwon Do

The true bastard style, tae kwon do is a mixture of several different styles including karate, the style most tae kwon do schools teach to be inferior. In truth, tae kwon do is nearly impossible to use effectively because of the long kicks that open up the groin and other vital areas and the lack of punching to the head. I know i seem to be preaching, but i saw a 3rd degree black belt in tae kwon do get trounced by a brown belt in karate, so yeah.

Tae kwon do is lame and ineffective

by stoolybird October 26, 2006

Taekwondo

The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them.

My back hurt because I just got Taekwondoed...

by wildpannda February 25, 2022

Taekwondo

Taekwondo is a South Korean form of Martial Arts with fighting styles from over 2,000 years ago consisting of mostly high kicks and lower kicks. It also consists of punches, takedowns, and submissions (depending on the style of Taekwondo you learn including WTF, ITF, Kukkiwon, or ATA

Person 1# What is Taekwondo?
Person 2# It is a type of Korean Martial Arts

by Taekwondo lover August 9, 2019