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Taekwon is the tallest oddest craziest most erratic person you’ll ever get the privilege of meeting. He’s funny and the bipolar one in your social circle. He’s a big anime fan and a huge Travis Scott fan. There will never be a dull moment with him around. If anything he’s the best friend you’ll ever have. On the outside he’s happy and sweet but on the inside he is dark and gloomy. Even though he won’t show it much he cares deeply for everyone close to him. He has the best personality of anybody you’ll ever meet.
Taekwon has the most eccentric personality ever!!
Taekwon by takedagreat1 October 24, 2019
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He is a big black african nigger monkey who looks like chief Keef and smells like hash browns and Africa from his black ass nigger skin and his pink niggers lips also he look like babysantana and he has long smelly dreads and looks like predator from alien he also is a nigger jew bastard and needs to be burned by the powerful and great WHITE MAN
THAT TAEKWON IS A ESCAPING GET HIM
Taekwon by KKKLEADERHAILHITTLER1000 November 23, 2021

Jung Taekwoon 

Jung Taekwoon, otherwise known as Sweetusvoiceus Nobutticus, is the main vocal in Kpop boy group VIXX. Known for his sweet vocals and poker face, also nicknamed Haemji and Kitty Leo.
-"Have you heard of Jung Taekwoon?"

-"Oh, yeah, he's that amazing singer from VIXX!"
Jung Taekwoon by Leooo November 4, 2017
Taekyon (spelled many ways aswell, such as taekkyun and taegeon) is a very ancient Martial art from Korea(one of their oldest)

You can find festival and fighting videos on youtube.
Search taekyon on youtube
taekyon by Blaine B October 20, 2007

Tae Kwon Doerobics 

Dance aerobics that are inspired by the martial arts. It includes movements such as front kicks, roundhouse kicks, side kicks, punches, hand chops, and spear hands. This workout is generally accompanied by "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited.

Usually taught in low level Tae Kwon Do or Karate schools. It caters to people who want to brag that they study martial arts but without ever having to take a kick or a punch or otherwise risk getting hurt during practice. These schools also rely on their Tae Kwon Doerobic prowess during demonstrations that entice families to sign up for this non-violent, yet seemingly impressive form of training.

Belt ranks (and eventually a Black Belt) can be earned in Tae Kwon Doerobics by attending class regularly for a period of time.
Jerry has a black belt in Tae Kwon Doerobics. That means he can out-dance his opponent AND look menacing at the same time. We just pray this either scares or amuses his attacker so Jerry doesn't get really hurt.
Tae Kwon Doerobics by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012
Taekwondo (also written as "tae kwon do", "taekwon-do" or "t'aegwondo") is a modern martial art from Korea that is characterised by its fast, high and spinning kicks.

Tae kwon joe 

an average joe, usually white, who thinks he is the next Jackie Chan
"There is broken shit everywhere. Why the hell would you try an ariel kick next to the china cabinet, your such a tae kwon joe!"
Tae kwon joe by icebergpickle October 18, 2009
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