Tasmanian two hole Torture

Where a guy crosses his index and pinky finger making a V shape with both hands and jams them into the womans vagina and anus.

That tasmanian two hole torture hurt me more than her!

by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009

Tasmanian

1. People from the southern-most state of Australia, a large island separate from the mainland.
2. Invalid, senile otherwise handicapped people.
3. Incestuous group of rednecks.

1: Are you dumb or are you just Tasmanian - or both?!?!

2: A: How does a Tasmanian boy tell that his sister's got her period?
B: How?
A: When his brother's dick tastes funny.

NOTE: In the Tasmanian notion of the word 'Incest' means a game where the entire family can have fun:-). LOL

by Doink Doink June 11, 2006

Tasmania

1) Island state south of Victoria, Australia.

2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).

3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.

Bill: "Why has Wendy got that awful scar on the side of her neck?"

Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."

by sociopath9 May 2, 2009

Tasmanian

1. someone from wordTasmania/word
2. living proof wordNew Zealander/words can swim.

by id card September 18, 2003

tasmania

When used with the word MAP (map of tasmania) it refers to a certain area of a female...

"While you're gone I will think of myself with captain jack sparrow...
THAT'S NOT A MAP...THIS IS A MAP"

by marn November 15, 2003

Hobart, Tasmania

Hobart is the most beautiful place in Tasmania. It has everything Launceston doesn't. The population will increase dramatically soon due to everybody wanting boost and cold rock. Hobart is well known for their shop 'Burnies'

Hobart, Tasmania is fun.

by Paris Lol May 26, 2011

Tasmanian Helicopter

The female member of a heterosexual partnership proceeds to maneuver into a head stand position next to a bed or other object which one can stand upon. Then she will follow by spreading her legs into a split. The male will then stand upon the aforementioned device used to stand upon and will slowly insert so as to balance precariously upon his penis. Finally, the man will start to spin as the female hums an engine sound. The male body will resemble helicopter blades. Mission accomplished.

"Honey, I think we should get kinky tonight. I've been watching a lot of M*A*S*H* lately and think you should throw down a tasmanian helicopter with a side of steeze."

by DJ Blumpy Fresh March 19, 2009